Signore Sartori

You were born in perfection, dear man,

I simply decorate you, as so finely I can.

A touch of pizzazz, or a hint of decorum…

A sparkle of whimsy; it depends on the forum.

So where shall we start? I can read in your stance:

Perhaps a bright colored shirt,

and a fitted pair of pants.

But what shall we say with this custom attire?

A man of business, or intrigue… or red-hot desire?

Hmm… as I ponder and envision you here,

I’m inspired by color and baubles - man of no fear.

Ah, dear man, a smile I see…

I’m pleased to know that yes, you agree!

So let us begin with this rich, plushy thread,

And wrap you in velvet from tail to cute head!

Adorned with diamonds and touches of flair,

A fine compliment to your long and luscious hair.

Now, give me two bones and return in a jiffy.

You will be gussied up and looking quite spiffy!